Back in 2005 or somewhere around there, I put together a MySpace page. I filled my name in the blank, got angry because I couldn’t figure out how to put a neon, obnoxious background to it and then signed out. Days later I logged back in to see if I could try to figure it out and my top friends list had a “Tom” character. He had no shirt on and I was immediately petrified. That was the last of my MySpace account.
Now in 2011 I am putting together my brand new and shiny Google+ profile. Oh how excited and giddy I am! I start placing my peeps into circles, I am updating with random nonsense and then I get a red box with the number 1 in it.
“For me?!” I say to myself silently.
I click on it and there it is, my first rando who has added me to their “People I’m going to perve on” circle. I don’t in fact know if that’s the name of the circle, but I’m thinking I’m right because of the following information: His name? Big Hunk. His occupation? Hunking.
My thoughts? Confused. Why oh why is this always happening to me.
Now, because I love everything about Google and refuse to MySpace them out of my life (yes, it’s perfectly fine to use MySpace as an adjective to describe the act of eliminating something from your life based on it’s ability to suck at everything,) I will continue with Google+.
I will, however, be cautious and utilize these circles to the fullest when referring to Big on Google+. As Antoine Dodson says, “Hide Yo Kids and Hide Yo Wife [ because the Google+ Pervo is coming to get you*]“
*I added that in there. I’m assuming he’s going to add that when he does the greatest hits of the remixes done on the remix of his interview.
The End.
